I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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