I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
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But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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