Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
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You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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