I just threw up on my dentist
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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