if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
well, you know. whores of a feather.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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