dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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