think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
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Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.