Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
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Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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