I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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