I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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