I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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