I have demons in me.
she woke up with a sticky ear
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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