He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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