these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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