I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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