pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
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He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize