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I got chris browned last night

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(720): View more from Colorado

Where are you?

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In a non slutty way

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo

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(916): View more from California

Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.

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(607): View more from New York

Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.

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(765): View more from Indiana

I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..

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(206): View more from Washington

He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.

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