I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
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The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
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We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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