on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
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So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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