My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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