Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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