Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
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I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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