I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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