Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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