I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
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Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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