Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
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Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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