Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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