You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
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I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
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Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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