dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
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Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
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guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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