jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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