It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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