WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
My life is pants optional.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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