I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I believe in your delicious
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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