We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
