i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
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