have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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