Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Found your dick twin last night
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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