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I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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