I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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