I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
We just shotgunned beers for America
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
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