I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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