I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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