I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
3 2 1 whiskey
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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