Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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