I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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