Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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