Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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