Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
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he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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