I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
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Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
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Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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