I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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