did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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