therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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