Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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