It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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