I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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