quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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