Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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