Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
