after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Quick, to the slutcave!
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
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You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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