worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
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