just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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