Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You did what with his pubic hair?
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